What if your favourite movie was remade as porno

What if your favourite movie was remade as a porn movie? How would it be called, what would the title be?

My collegues and I were discussing this, and we came up with a top 10. We’ve also started a twitter hashtag.

Top 10

1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates (everybodies favourite)
2. The Curious Taste of Benjamin’s Bottom
3. Honey, I shagged the kids
4. Missionary Impossible III
5. Good Will Humping
6. Free my Willy
7. Legally Boned
8. I Know Who you did last Summer
9. Schindler’s Fist
10. Cliff Banger

Honourable mentions

And some honourable mentions to the titles that just didn’t make the list:

• When Harry ate Sally
• Saturday Night Beaver
• Spankenstein
• Swollow Hal
• Sorest Rump
• Bangs of New York
• American Bangster
• Thighs Wide Shut
• Citizen Came
• The Green Milf
• The Porn Identity
• Crouching Woman, Hidden Camera