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What if your favourite movie was remade as porno

January 15th, 2010

What if your favourite movie was remade as a porn movie? How would it be called, what would the title be?

My collegues and I were discussing this, and we came up with a top 10. We’ve also started a twitter hashtag.

Top 10
  1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates (everybodies favourite)
  2. The Curious Taste of Benjamin’s Bottom
  3. Honey, I shagged the kids
  4. Missionary Impossible III
  5. Good Will Humping
  6. Free my Willy
  7. Legally Boned
  8. I Know Who you did last Summer
  9. Schindler’s Fist
  10. Cliff Banger
Honourable mentions

And some honourable mentions to the titles that just didn’t make the list:

  • When Harry ate Sally
  • Saturday Night Beaver
  • Spankenstein
  • Swollow Hal
  • Sorest Rump
  • Bangs of New York
  • American Bangster
  • Thighs Wide Shut
  • Citizen Came
  • The Green Milf
  • The Porn Identity
  • Crouching Woman, Hidden Camera